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Funny apron embroidered kitchen accessory with pockets adjustable neck No Cooking Today humor perfect funny saying gift for wife

$34.99 USD

This may be one of my favorites.
The apron reads:
Three words more
beautiful for a 
married woman than I love you
No cooking today


-65% Polyester, 35% Cotton
-Made in USA with American made materials
-Stain release and wrinkle resistant finishes
-Adult Aprons Feature: 36 inch long ties; Pockets; adjustable neck strap
-Hardware: Durable Plastic

All of the aprons have embroidered designs on them for that classy elegant look. Large, embroidered images (approx. size of images: 6"-8"wide or 15cm-20cm wide) embroidered on an industrial embroidery machine. Since these aprons are embroidered, you can wash and dry them, like regular, without any worries of the image peeling.  I use a stabilizer backing on the reverse side of the apron to ensure years of use.

Don't see the apron color you want?  Just email me for custom colors.

Sizing chart
Long Apron- Perfect for people 6' (182cm) and taller or those wanting full coverage.
36”L x 24”W (91cm L x 60cm W)
Number of pockets: 2- Size Each: 8" (20cm)L x 7" (18cm)W CENTERED

Regular Apron- Perfect for adults; this is my most purchased apron. Great height is 5'5" (165cm)and over.  
28”L x 24”W (71cm L x 60cm W)
Number of pockets: 2- Size Each: 8"(20cm)L x 7"(18cm)W CENTERED

Short Apron- Perfect for shorter adults or older youth, under 5'8" (172cm) or those who want to protect mid section only.
24"L x 28”W (60cm L x 71cm W)
Number of pockets: 3- Size of each: 9"(23cm)L x 8"(20cm)W CENTERED

Kids Apron- Perfect for kids ages 5-10 or height 40"-52"  (101cm-132cm)
 20"L x 15"W (50cm L x 38 cm W)
Number of pockets: 2- CENTERED with  Non-Adjustable Neck Strap